Mister Maintenance
@mistermaintenance
“Built this outdoor kitchen in three...”
Built this outdoor kitchen in three weeks. The family hasn't eaten inside since. Booking spring builds now.
132 likes 24 comments 19 shares
Local. Loud. On your stoop.
We are Stoopari.
Stoopari is social media management for local businesses. One post a day, every day, on the platforms your customers actually use. We write it, we make it, we post it. You run your business, we'll handle this part. What makes us different is who does the work. Your Stoopkeepers are real people who live near you, cover your area, and stop by in person. When you call, you get a person who knows you and your business, not a help desk.
Real Stoopkeepers. Real visits. Real phone calls.
Local businesses lose to mediocre ones because they're quieter. We fix that.
One post a day, run by Stoopkeepers who know your business, show up in person, and pick up the phone. We're a national company built out of local people.
1/day
fresh posts, every single day
$350
flat. Yearly is $3,500, save $700.
3 days
from signup to first post live
Why Stoopari exists
Local businesses keep losing because nobody can see them.
The pizza place that's been there twenty years gets quieter every quarter. The contractor with the best reviews can't get found. The shop on the corner that everyone should know about, half the town's never heard of.
We built Stoopari to fix that. One post a day, run by real people who show up in person, who answer the phone, who give a damn about whether your business actually grows.
Local. Loud. That's the whole idea.
What it actually looks like
Posts that sound like your business. Not like an agency.
Buster's Burgers
@bustersburgers
“New sandwich Friday. We're not telling...”
New sandwich Friday. We're not telling you what's on it. You'll find out when you bite into it. Save your appetite.
286 likes 41 comments 8 shares
SD Solutions
@sdsolutions
“Six robots. One assembly line. Zero...”
Six robots. One assembly line. Zero coffee breaks. We build automation that pays for itself in under 18 months. Book a walkthrough.
64 likes 11 comments 27 shares
The difference
Meet your Stoopkeepers.
Most agencies are one office somewhere, running accounts for businesses they've never visited. We're the opposite.
Your Stoopkeepers cover your region. They visit your business in person. They know your market, your customers, your operation. When you call, someone picks up. When you need someone on the ground, someone shows up.
That's the local in Local. Loud. The loud part is what we do for you online.
Here's the whole thing. No catch.
01
You see us in your voice first
Before you sign up, your Stoopkeepers draft three posts on the house. If we sound like you, sign up. If we don't, no hard feelings.
02
Three days from yes to live
Sign up Monday, daily posts running by Thursday. Your Stoopkeepers handle the platforms, the scheduling, the whole thing.
03
Posts go up. Calls come in.
One post a day across the three platforms that matter to your customers. Monthly report in plain English. Cancel any month.
Who we're built for
If your customers come from your zip code, your county, or your metro, you've got a stoop. We can help.
Storefronts
Restaurants, retail, salons, gyms, med spas
Service businesses
Plumbers, electricians, HVAC, lawn care, cleaning, vacuum
Trades & contractors
Construction, roofing, remodeling, paving
Mobile & home-based
Anyone whose customer base is "people within X miles of me"
Where we are. Stoopari covers the southeast and is expanding fast. Tell us your city. If we can't visit you in person yet, we'll tell you straight.
Who this isn't for
We'll save us both the time.
If you want a million followers in 90 days, we're not your shop. If you measure success in likes instead of customers, we're not your shop. If you want someone to post AI-generated motivational quotes about Mondays, we're definitely not your shop.
We work best with local businesses that already have customers and want more of them. Phone ringing more, calendar fuller, more jobs landed, more foot traffic. That's the scoreboard.
Ready to be the loud one?
$350 a month. Cancel anytime. First post live in 3 days. We're standing by.